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Friday, July 6, 2012

Official Mediocrity

Official Mediocrity (OM) has at last been achieved. 

Drew Smyly struck out nine of the first twelve Royals hitters. Quentin Berry tripled in two, and Delmon Young -- voted the league's first half Least Valuable Player by ESPN's Jayson Stark -- homered with Prince Fielder on. 

The vocal quartet Three Holds and a Save -- Villareal, Coke, Benoit, and Valverde -- re-entered the spotlight, and protected the 4-2 lead.

The win evened the Tigers' 2012 record at 42 wins, 42 losses; and sent baseball fans throughout Michigan to their local lottery retailers to play 4242 in tonight's Daily Four game.

Now: can the Pretenders handle the pressure and enormous responsibility that goes with playing .500 ball? I mean ... to paraphrase Billy Loes,  if you start winning, pretty soon people expect you to keep winning. 

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