Maybe This Will Work

First Tiger hitter approaches the plate, stops, and calls to the opposing pitcher: 

We are the baseball players who say NEE!

Not the baseball players who say NEE (the pitcher says).

The same! And the baseball players who say NEE demand a sacrifice!

Well, what is it you want? 

We want a straight as a string, hit-me fastball right there.

A what?

NEE! NEE! NEE!

Stop! Please, no more ... you will get your straight as a string hit-me fastball. Wherever you want it. 

Very well. Then, once you have done that, you must try to strike out Miguel Cabrera wiiiiiiith ... a slice of Little Caesars pizza!

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The highlight of this afternoon, other than their first hitter, Derek Jeter, taking Verlander deep on the first pitch of the game, was a fan running on the field in the ninth inning. "Give me some dap" (bump fists), he asked Yankee right fielder Nick Swisher. Why not, Swish said after the game, he's going to jail anyway. But the baseball blogger wonders if he at first thought the fan wanted some wood filler:

Oh BTW ... Yanks 5 Tigers 1.