The schedule maker at ESPN probably thought that, by June 10, both the Tigers and Reds would be leading their respective divisions, and worth a view on Sunday Night Baseball.
He / she was half right.
He / she has been re-assigned to making sure that Erin Andrews' hotel rooms are stocked with her favorite brands of designer water.
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OMG this must be the age of miracles: they scored four in the eighth, coming from three down to take a 7-6 lead (the final) and thus avoided showing the Sunday Night Baseball audience what stumblebums they've been the other six days of the week. The rally started the way many late-inning miracle rallies by Tiger opponents do, with a bases-loaded hit batter (Matt Young). Austin Jackson ground-rule doubled in two, and Aroldis Chapman wild-pitched in another. We win games with a little help from our friends.
No mercy for the ESPN staffer who chose this game for Sunday night, though. He or she is right now at the grocery store purchasing packages of M&Ms, and picking out the green ones for the candy dishes on the night stands in Ms. Andrews' hotel rooms.
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