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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

The Impending Apocalypse

Those baseball fans among the doomsday theorists, readers of the Mayan calendar, for whom Planet X's approach foreshadows the end of the world as we know it, watch for two other indicators that tell them we'd better start digging in.

Justin Verlander will give up five runs in a game, and Ryan Raburn will be optioned to the minor leagues. 

Both happened tonight. (OMG, maybe the Mayans were right!)

In the fifth, Daniel Nava doubled in three off Verlander to give the Red Sox a 4-1 lead. 

After the game (Carmines 6, Tigers 3), Rugburn and his .146 batting average, and his gloves made from the finest tempered steel, were sent to Toledo.

Second base now belongs to Danny Worth (.182, who in the Reader Comments is now called "Worthless") and Ramon Santiago (.197).







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