Ubaldo?

No, I've been using Rogaine for two years!

But the Indians' starting pitcher was, and, on the night after Indians manager Manny Acta used all seven of his reliever, he gave the Tribe what they needed: eight innings of six-hit, three run pitching.  

The Resident Managerial Genius wasn't so fortunate. Rick Porcello was getting whacked but had to stay in because there were no fresh arms available. Finally, after throwing three innings of BP (eight runs, eleven hits), even he had to come out. David Pauley -- Mr. Hit Batter With The Bases Loaded -- saved the pen but gave up the last two Tribe runs.

Jason Kipnis -- Igor's grand-nephew -- went five for five and showed the baseball world why the Indians went with him in place of Orlando Cabrera at second.

Two losses to the Indians, lead down to two games.