Luke Hughes' Performance

What's my opinion of Luke Hughes' performance? He beat us with two bleepin' home runs today. He drove in eight bleepin' runs off our pitchers in two days, that's what I think of Luke Hughes' performance ... it's okay, the Indians lost, so we don't lose any ground in the standings, we're still six and a half games up, but come on? How can you ask me a bleepin' question like that? What do I think of Luke Hughes' performance? Bleep ... ! Curtis bleeping Granderson? Hit a bleepin' three run homer tonight, didn't he? The bleeper's got thirty-seven home runs, and he leads the bleeping American League in home runs, and bleepin' runs batted in, and bleepin' runs scored, and it looks like we bleepin' traded him away just in time, doesn't it?