You are a right-handed starting pitcher for the Detroit Tigers!
You have an awesome fastball, curve, changeup, and slider!
Tonight you shut out the D-Backs for eight innings and struck out fourteen!
This game really whipped the race horse's ass!
I really like you a lot!
JUS-tin VER-lan-der ... JUS-tin VER-lan-der ... !
ROCK OVER LONDON
ROCK ON CHICAGO
DIET PEPSI -- UH HUH !
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