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Friday, June 3, 2011

Back To Mono

Never mind another 6-4 loss, in which Andy Oliver pitched like the rookie he is, in which numerous scoring opportunities were squandered, each liner the found a White Sox glove being the proverbial inch from falling in.

Brandon Hinge has gone on the DL with mononucleosis. The kissing disease! Orally transmitted, highly contagious.

The starting lineup can bear the loss of a .211 hitter. Danny Worth gets to play.

The sensitive nature of a non-injury medical condition means no one can talk about it.

But the first thing I asked myself was: who's he been kissing?

It can't be Derek Jeter. They haven't played the Yankees in over a month.

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